We have a once car garage. Yet neither of our cars get to call it home. If you’re wondering where all those OCD forest animals put all the dust, cardboard, tools and outdated appliances it was in my dark dusty dungeon of a garage. What’s that you say? There weren’t circa 1962 appliances in fairy tales and Disney movies? Oh well someone should kindly tell them that, because I am lacking in the singing princess department they refuse to relocate it all to someone else’s dungeon, trust me I tried that angle.
So with the animals on strike I was left with a big dungeon full of cardboard trolls, all the tools the dwarfs didn’t want to carry and enough odds and ends to keep Templeton happily rummaging for days. If I wanted a little more sparkle in my life I was going to have to enlist the help of my Prince so for four and a half hours we cleaned out that dingy dungeon and when most of the mess those forest creatures left behind was gone we started putting it all back! You see in the almost two years we’ve been inhabiting our early1960’s estate, those creatures did drop off some useful things too. We finally had the space to assemble the pile of shelves in the corners, and with the shelves in place the dwarf’s tools now had a set place to be. we freed the cardboard trolls and last I saw they were hanging around until their chariot arrives on Thursday.
Under all the rubble we discovered the pile of Knight Training gear we had been keeping under lock and key. With the dungeon clearing up there was finally the space to set everything up and have it accessible not just in the pinch before the battle, but year round! We were able to put together our Kingdom of Sweat-Sylvania (<~ see what I did there (;) for less than $100.00. We purchased a $20 6×5 non slip rug, $20 weight set, 2 adjustable weight benches $24.96 each and $6.96 DVD player ( I ❤ GOODWILL). Everything else we already had.
We busted our butts putting together our training facilities. I’m so excited to get out there and build up some muscles and sparkle daily. I know my Prince is excited to be able to spend more time in his throne surveying the subjects and commanding the armies undisturbed anyways. (;
Our Training Facility Currently Has:
- Multi-function Weight Machine
- 2 Adjustable Incline Benches*
- Dumb Bells
- Free Weights *
- Curl Bar
- Squat Bar
- resistance bands
- Punching Bag and Gloves
- DVD Player*
- Stability Ball
- Chin-up Bar
- Fridge for Waters
- Cabinet for Storage
- Large Whiteboard to keep on Track
- Speed Bag (need hardware to hang it)
- Jump Mats*
- Better Lighting *
*purchased after began transforming from dungeon to training facility
The best part about this recent development of our estate?
Despite my lack of princess qualifications, I get to make my own happy ending.
“No one is going to save you, be the hero of your own life.”
Fun little addition to this post….
I have since gotten my ‘anti-workout’ prince to join me! (: